21 funniest mother-in-law jokes

Posted August 16, 2023 by: Admin #Humor

Embarking on a journey through humor, let’s delve into a collection of witty anecdotes that revolve around a common figure of amusement: the mother-in-law. Often depicted in jest, these jokes playfully highlight the quirks, dynamics, and occasional eccentricities that can arise in relationships with mothers-in-law. With a dash of lightheartedness, these humorous tales touch upon various scenarios, from surprise encounters to clever comebacks, painting a delightful picture of the intricate web woven between in-laws. So, join us in exploring this gallery of mirthful narratives, where laughter takes center stage and the cherished tradition of poking fun at the mother-in-law finds its rightful place.

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Joke #1 “Where can your mother-in-law be found?”

“She’s out in the garden.”

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“Where exactly? I can’t spot her.”

“You might need to do a little digging.”

Joke #2 Behind every prosperous man stands a devoted spouse and a mother-in-law taken by surprise.

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Joke #3 She: “This wine is described as robust and authoritative, with a nutty foundation, a sharp kick, and a lingering bitterness.”

He: “Are you discussing the wine or your mother?”

Joke #4 While walking along the road, a man witnesses his mother-in-law being confronted by five men. His wife questions, “Aren’t you going to help?” The man responds, “No, five should handle it.”

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Joke #5 “My mother-in-law suggests I should immerse myself in my work. I suspect she’s not fond of me, and I drive a cement mixer.”

Joke #6 During dinner, Little Johnny referred to his mother-in-law as a hefty cow, receiving a swift but not too harsh slap from his father. As per their agreement.

Joke #7 First man: “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.”

Second: “Did you put it down?”

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First: “No, I had its fangs sharpened.”

Joke #8 “I just returned from a leisure trip. I escorted my mother-in-law to the airport.”

Joke #9 “I seldom forget a face. However, in the case of my mother-in-law, I’m willing to make an exception.”

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Joke #10 “My mother-in-law requested ‘something for the bath’ for her birthday. Unfortunately, she didn’t appreciate my toaster…”

Joke #12 A seasoned hunter embarked on a safari with his spouse and mother-in-law. One night, they discovered the mother missing. In a nearby clearing, they stumbled upon a daunting sight: the mother-in-law cornered by a growling lion. The wife inquired, “What should we do?” The husband replied, “Nothing. The lion got itself into this predicament; it can extricate itself.”

Joke #13 In the middle of the night, a woman awakens her husband, exclaiming, “There’s a burglar downstairs in the kitchen, devouring the cake my mother baked for us.”

The husband inquires, “Should I dial the police or an ambulance?”

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Joke #14 During a police exam, a recruit is asked, “What would you do if you had to apprehend your own mother-in-law?” He responds, “I’d call for backup.”

Joke #15 Employee: “Could I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?”

Boss: “Absolutely not.”

Employee: “Thank you so much! I knew you’d be understanding.”

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Joke #16 “I’m constantly worried that my Latina mother-in-law will be deported by Trump. She resides at 324 3rd Street, Los Angeles. She’s off work by 6.”

Joke #17 “If a tiger was attacking your wife and mother-in-law simultaneously, and you could save only one, who would it be?”

“The tiger, without a doubt. They’re becoming quite rare.”

Joke #18 “My Mother-in-law told me, ‘I’ll dance on your grave when you pass away.’ ‘Excellent!’ I replied, ‘I’m being buried at sea.'”

Joke #19 “I can always tell when it’s my mother-in-law knocking at the door; the mice start flinging themselves onto the traps.”

Joke #20 “After interrogating my mother-in-law about her husband’s murder, the police have released her. They concluded he committed suicide within two minutes of speaking to her.”

Joke #21 My wife asked: “Can my mother come down for the weekend?”

I inquired: “Why?”

She replied: “Well, she’s been on the roof for two weeks already.”

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